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Famous last words.
“Go away – I’m all right” (H.G. Wells)
“Either that wall paper goes or I do” (Oscar Wilde)
“Die, my doctor, that’s the last thing I’ll do” (Lord Palmerston)
Clearly the role of Youth Fellowship is to help you with all the difficult questions of life. SO here are some of them. Be sure to ask your teachers these questions when you start back to school. They will think you are wise and insightful. Or not. For the rest of the year…
What do you do when you see an endangered
animal eating an endangered
plant?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
That’s that then. Okey. Fine. Bye.
Exam Season Help..
Peace and love everybody. Don’t work too hard. As we near the world cup take the nations finest players as your inspiration. Bask in the genius of their wise words. Sadly, none could be described as the sharpest tool in the box.
Footballers tell it like it is. In their world……
`I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which
were disputable.'
Paul Gascoigne
`I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.'
Mark Draper
`My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
David Beckham
`You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win
the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out.'
Peter Shilton
`I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the
screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My
first reaction was to ring him up.Then I remembered he was out there playing.'
Ade Akinbiyi
`I can see the
carrot at the end of the tunnel.'
Stuart Pearce
`Germany are a very difficult team to play…...they had 11 internationals out
there today.'
Steve Lomas
Funky website recommendation !
Click the picture below for the link. But it means you leave this site. You've been warned.....
Did you know that basket ball player Michael Jordan? He gets paid more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. That can’t be good.
Where were your trainers made?
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank - proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
"The Swiss have an
interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also
pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight
with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy,
let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off.
I've got the toe clippers right here."
--Jerry Seinfeld
In ten minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined. Cool.
Wise words from Winnie - the curate assistant of St. Gall's!
What does it all mean?
This cross is has around it the first and last letters of the Greek name for Jesus (IC), the first and last letters of the Greek word for Christ (XC), and the Greek word for Conqueror (NIKA). The short bars above the letters indicate that they are abbreviations.
Sooo..... What it means is "Jesus Christ Rules Ok". Just in case you were wondering...
Follow this link for a surreal moment
What you have already missed but might be interested in knowing about. Probably.
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